oh thank god because i was a bit worried that it looked as if i was being bitchy while i’m just tired and annoyed because those jokes are everywhere but are never funny
you’re giving us away as the bitter old grandparents of the fandom omg “GET OFF MY LAWN STOP MAKING THOSE DUCK JOKES” *chases with stick*
“thats actually me,” she says while knitting yet another scarf with Will’s quote on it
duck jokes were funny for like 2 months after CA came out
mango jokes were funny for like 2 months after CoFA came out
it’s been almost 3 years since CA, and 2 years since CoFA
these jokes haven’t been funny for a long time now
i totally get that there are people who are reading the book JUST NOW but for gods sake THE DUCK JOKES ARE NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT HILARIOUS TO CLOG THE WILL HERONDALE AND JACE HERONDALE/WAYLAND TAGS WITH PHOTOS OF GIANT INFLATABLE DUCKS OK also whenever there’s a popular post including ducks theres always someone who feels the need to add a caption “NEVER TRUST A DUCK!!!” or “WILL WOULD CRY” or “POOR HERONDALES” or some other nonsense and this is just…ugh… idk a bit embarrassing tbh i actually feel embarrassed
it’s like Peeta and bread jokes and Finnick and sugarcubes jokes
it gets old after like 10 minutes and gets annoying really really quickly
Not everything ends. Not love. Not always.

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
aga this is so meaningful you should quit uni and become a poet right now
im going to start wearing black turtlenecks and reciting my poetry in the street thats my true calling we all know that
this time last year i was done
with my high school final exams
i was free
till october, till uni
i want this back
who stole my year
you thieves of time
fuck you
i need ice cream to deal with this
shit.

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons